Happy Mothers Day Jokes 2016 Funny Collection:
For upcoming Beautiful Mother's Day, Mothers Day Funny Jokes 2016 are in much demand along with Mothers Day Quotes 2016, Mother's Day Funny Cards, etc which will make you laugh with your friends and family.
Here we have share with you some of the awesome, best and latest funny jokes collection for this 2016 year Mother's day. Every child want to give something special on this day so this funny jokes are help you give a enjoy and happiness to your mom. Download this Mothers day Funny jokes and share to your mom on this special event day. And yes feel free to share it on Facebook, Twitter, Whatsapp, BBM, Snapchat, Wechat, Instagram and other social sites.
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Mother's Day 2016 Jokes Funny Collection
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Johnny: Daddy, are caterpillars good to eat?
Father: Have I not told you never to mention such things during meals!
Mother: Why did you say that, Junior? Why did you ask the question?
Johnny: It’s because I saw one on daddy’s lettuce, but now it’s gone.
A mother mouse and a baby mouse are walking along when suddenly a cat attacks them. The mother mouse shouts “BARK!” and the cat runs away. “See?” the mother mouse says to her baby. “Now do you see why it’s important to learn a foreign language?”
Little Billy’s mom was rubbing moisturizing cream on her face as Billy walked in. “Mommy, what are you doing?” he asked.
“I’m putting cold cream on my face,” she replied.
“Why, Mommy?” Billy asked. “To make my skin look beautiful,” she said.
When she started wiping the cold cream off her face with a kleenex, Billy said, “Gosh, Mom, you’re giving up already?”
Sunday school teacher: Tell me, Johnny. Do you say prayers before eating?
Johnny: No, ma’am, I don’t have to. My mom’s a good cook.
mom bought two shirts for his son. Son put on one of them to check and really loved it.
Son: “look mama, it looks really lovely, right?”
mom while crying: “ I knew you would never like my favorite color so you did not try the other one on.”
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Daughter : “mom, what should I get you on this mother’s day?”
mom: “get me a good doctor for my son-in-law.”
mom to mother in law: “ my house is your house”.
Mother-in-law: “ then get out of my property”.
kid: mom, do you know there are about 6000 languages in the world.
Mom: oh that’s great.
Kid: and no matter what language I speak, I can’t convince you.
mom: how was your paper?
Me: it was good
mom: good or best?
Me: best mom.
Mom: yea we will know once result is out.
Mom: I want to be pampered on this mother’s day
kids: okei, what pamper size would fit you?!
mom: do you know why computers are smart?
Kid: no why?
Mom: because they listen to their mother boards, that’s why!
once a baby snake came to his mother worried sick
baby snake: mom does our poison kill?
Mother snake: yes, why?
Baby snake ( with tears ): I Just bite my Tongue, and I am going to die.
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